An Honest Mistake
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A five year old at the gas station said he liked my “bat woman” tattoo excitedly. His father condescendingly asked how many I had. I told him I had 11. He scoffed and asked how waiting tables all my life sounded and I said, “it’s alright on the weekends, but throughout the week I’m your son’s teacher.” He walked out without another word.

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fuck anyone that makes you feel like you’re not enough. skinny enough, attractive enough, smart enough, etc. fuck them in the ass with a 12’ black dildo. wake up every morning and dress however the fuck you want, wear makeup, don’t wear makeup, shave every hair on your body or never shave once. eat stuffed crust pizza all damn day or eat nothing but fucking salads. no one on the face of this earth is allowed to make you feel like you’re not one bad ass sexy bitch.

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why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

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"One day I just woke up and realized that I can’t touch yesterday. So why the heck was I letting it touch me?"Steve Maraboli. (via ajeebinsaan)

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